After I received a text from my younger sister asking if I’m having an affair, because I kept referring to someone with the initials DH and my husbands initials are RG. I thought I should take the opportunity to share the cast of inmates in my own private Insane Asylum. So here they are, the cast of characters you will read about on Peanut Butter and Whine!!
Let’s start with DH, Dear Husband, RH Rotten Husband is my dear HUSBAND Randy. (occasionally AH, and so on……) mostly known as The Husband.
Selena is our oldest child. Selena, is in law enforcement with the coolest job ever! Dan is a brilliant numbers guy; accountant extraordinaire. They are parents to 5 year old Alice.
Then there’s me, my name is Connie, Mom, MAMAAAA, Nonnie, NaNa, Sweetheart, Parental Unit and Hag. (And my children better leave the rest OUT!!) I am the Princess of the Asylum. I run the place. I babysit Alice full time…….I’ll babysit as long as I can keep convincing Dan that Alice won’t learn ALL my bad habits… I really am harmless…….. and perfectly sane! (HONEST!!) Baby Alice will be FINE, well adjusted and happy!! Yes, I occasionally teach weird stuff…. but someone has too!! It might as well be ME!! Trust me! I’m a grandma!!
OHHHHHH WAIT….. there’s also MORITY!!!! He is part of our asylum!!!!! LOL damn I’m a funny girl!!